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Customs Golf Association is a non profit organization that promotes and encourages the enjoyment of golf. In December 1995, we joined Oregon Golf Association and became eligible to establish GHIN handicaps for our members.
EQUITABLE STROKE CONTROL
Your Course Maximum number you
Handicap can take on any hole*
9 or less Double Bogey
10 through 19 7
20 through 29 8
30 through 39 9
40 or More 10
*Maximum number you can post when recording score for Ghin Record actual strokes, then adjust when posting to Ghin.
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Golf Joke of the Month
(New for Customs Web Page-- thought this was be something that our members would enjoy)
Have you got any good Golf Jokes that you would like to share with Customs Members? email them to ralph.erickson@comcast.net
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.
Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.
The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."
The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.
"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. After he was able to speak again the pro finally said, "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup."
"Oh great! NOW you tell me," said the beginner in a disgusted tone.
Golf Partner
A fellow comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Tom O'Brien in the games anymore.
The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?"
"Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife.
"Well," says the husband, "neither would Tom O'Brien."
